All the fussing and whining outta the way? I hope so. We don't need anymore of that "I didn't get what I want so screw you guys I'm taking my ball and going home" stuff going on. I also don't need my phone ringing to ask if and why the Shock are folding. That wasn't only news to me, but also news to the owner of the team. Laughable conversation really.
RMFL GM: "Is Golden playing with or helping run the Shock now?"
Me: "Ummm... No."
RMFL GM: "Then why is he telling RMFL board members that the Shock are folding because of the 5 team RMFL set up. When I talked to Kyto, he was fine with it."
Me: "Good question. But we aren't folding. So... He's smart."
RMFL GM: " Good. Figured I'd go to the source. That and nobody likes or respects what that guy has to say really anyway. HaHaHa!"
Me: "Harsh. But probably factual. HaHa!"
Some HS type ish right? So anyway..... Have we all come to terms with the thought that the schedule was going to blow whole burlap sacks full of penises regardless of league structure yet? Or is that just some of us? I mean, I'm just a player. A player that will be traveling 3 hours just to play a home game. What's best for me? Utah Shock moves home games to Elko, NV! That's all anyone of you is really doing anyway, looking out for yourself. Not the best for the ENTIRE league or anything. I saw on FB during all the fallout of the meeting someone that is pretty much a turd of a human say something pretty profound and smart, "This is a pay to play league right? Don't like it? Don't pay and don't play.". SIMPLE!
Let's talk about the AA.....
There, that's enough about them. Onto the AAA.
Mudd Ducks- Added some experience to their organiation. Not on the field unfortunately, just with the help of the Garcia Duo. Hope to God this doesn't mean some raggidy ass dance team is gonna be put together again. Yuck! But that leadership could help push the team itself to be better on the field. Other than Ducks players making comments such as, "They try to run it like some high school program now. Nope. I've done that. No more." and "Bunch of scrubs named captains, yeah... I'll listen to them when they don't know a thing about football." things like that don't really speak well on respecting the authority. Who will be their QB? The ever impressive Hans?! Balser? A little, and by little I mean about 320 pound, bird told me that Balser was going to put in for release from the team to go elsewhere. But that's just hearsay. I do know that they have a backup LB moving to RB so he will actually get playing time. Good for him! Now maybe he can stop living on his 2004 HS state championship and realize it means diddly poo and slowly he will shut the entire hell up. I doubt it but dreamers will dream right? Let's be honest.... Anyone other than Rosales says anything from the Ducks and you all say, "Who is that? Who told them they could say anyting?". HaHa! Oh wait! Except "Ghost", he can talk all he wants. It's HILARIOUS! After those two, nope. Not a peep should be heard until they win some meaningful games. *Cues up "Shock choke in big games" talk* cause we all know that's all they got.
Stealth- THE CHAMPS! Still eating lunch with the trophy and their Jostens rings 8 months later! WOOOOOO!! Who will they get back this year? I know their team, and by team I mean their defense, says "retired" publicly. But those same guys say that this time of year EVERY year since 2007. I for one think they will all be back which automatically makes them a contender again. I mean... My girlfriend's 7 year old daughter caould play CB in Ev's D! Only gotta guard for 1 second and the QB is getting pressured. Without all those guys though, the drop off could be big. "He looks the part but he sucks.", "I don't want to play that much but I have to cause the backups are trash." and "You see em! Come on man!", just some quotes from Stealth players that actually saw the field and not from the sidelines. IK will be running the ball, that will always help them out on offense. With that massive......ly overweight O-line leading the way, always a problem. Like I said, a lot depends on who comes back and since I think they will all be back.... CHAMP AGAIN! GET EM ANOTHER RING! MO BETTAH'S WITH THE TROPHY FOR ALL!
Revolution- OOOOWWWOOO!! You remember that garbage song they had made for them their first year? Unbelievable. HaHa! The Rev were the most upset with the structure of the league as far as the AAA teams go. Have they gotten on from that? I'd say yes. But who knows... Allegedly JD isn't coming back. What a bunch of mularky! See you in the spring Mr. Dawson! Lang is still posing for pics in the gym bathroom for he Twitter avi so we know he's working out. Solo, well..... he Solo and will be there every Saturday regardless, long as he keeps chilling those Jager bottles for me I'm cool with it! Lost in the championship on a FG that didn't quite get there. Awwwwwww.... SADDERDAY! Happens. Trust me, I know! Charlie is married now and having a baby I believe. Hopefully him making fu** calms him down a bit out there. Their the Rev, nothing more to say than that and we all go, "Yeah...". FTR!
Rebels- F word these guys too! We been there B words since 2010! Not fair! Bullies! Nah.... Maybe we just suck. Rumor has it that there may be an issue at QB? Gotta "clear some stuff up first"? I don't believe it and don't know much about it. Just heard that from someone. That D is terribl.......y frightening. I'm scared Misi is going to tell me hi then end my life. Seriously.... he scares me. Wayne is a nice guy. Outside those white lines. Oh... and they've got those DOPE Vargas brothers!! Watch out for them y'all! They are so good.... at nothing at all. If they played half as good as they talked maybe some of you would even know who I am talking about. But you don't so....... my point is made. No need to quote the teammates and owners about them until it's needed. FTR Part II!!!
Shock- Choke artists! Scrubs! 4th best in a 5 team division, sorry Mudd Butts but you are that 5th team. Seriously, our leading WR last year was The Follower??? you know.... that P word that hid behind an alias for 8 years like a real JERK! Our QB is the best in the league, and he knows it. But you know what JK.... you look like Matt Hasslebeck! So take THAT! Not much to say other than I love these guys. Hands down my favorite RMFL team! HaHa! But I don't know anything about the team this year other than stuff I hear is going on at practice. Yeah, Shock are practicing in January and February! Has hell frozen over? Are pigs flying? No, they are just shooting up random cars in LA. See what I did there? Anyway.... The Shock will win it all this year. There, I said it. Prove me wrong. I live in Elko, NV and don't do meth! I'm invincible out there! WOOOOO!
If you're still reading this.... WOW! I'm sorry. I was bored while my girlfriend was getting ready. Now I'm going grocery shopping so be jealous of me! Take care all!
I will respect Uno Siete for voicing his opinion, but I am sure now he has some people gunning for him on gamedays which he will be excited to hear. Ill just add my 2 cents ( I am sure not wanted haha) about each team.....
Mudd Ducks- Still trying to get over the name... Alot of their players just call themselves Ducks cause they are confused on the Mudd... From what I have read if it isn't a Duck, it's called a Muddbutt by other players... Moving forward. The Mudd Ducks have added Garcia who always seems to be a motivator and should help the team, with some players from last year possibly jumping to the REV ship might hurt in some areas. We know there are more significant players on the Mudd Ducks besides Rosales and Ghost.. We know them a little more on here cause the post more than their teammates. Simply put Ghost can't cash checks his mouth writes...PERIOD. And Rosales is sub par, at best, on a mediocre defense. They will struggle with this new AAA format, but maybe..just maybe they can have an upset or two....
Stealth- Yes they are the champs.. But what team who brags about winning a title (with rings to show for it) does not show up for the league meeting? Is Curran's 11 on 11 indoor league really that significant? Do we even know if they are going to play? Yes they will show up an dplay cause alot of their players are competitors. Their lineman are big, but also missing alot of key players. And their premier RB of last year is on the fence of returning.. Even though they had 4-6 RB's in the indoor league can they really be compared to their best? Wissler wants to throw the ball so thats what is going to happen.. RB's been warned.. Not alot of touches. But as in the NFL you never sleep on the Champs.. They can make a deep run if defense comes back and Wissler can hand off more.
Revolution- Lost a tough one in the title game last year... And now looking to at least make back to back appearances. Their offense can move the ball with Charlie and Defense always seemed to make plays when needed.. Defense is looking to add some players from other squads to have more depth. Solo still shows up every saturday with hair blowing in the wind like footballs fabio ready to play. Defense will be decent. Offense will be decent as well if they do what they do best.. hitch and outs with the occasional deep route. Could we see a repeat title game from last year.....? no
Rebels- Man this team is just good. Probably safe to call them the Patriots of this league. All teams plan the hardest for as well as circling their calanders for the roadie. Offensively like Uno Siete stated might have a flaw in the QB are, but I am sure that it woyuld be hard to fill but not hard to find. Running game always tough and recievers are fast.. Defense looks to make you feel pain every play.. They are every season the team to beat.. And last year the Rev found away to do it.. Rumor has it this is their last year... Can they go out on top..? Very possible
Shock- Last but not least the team we all hear about saying its their last year. I believe if they would've at least showed up in the title game or won it, the shock would have rode off into the sunset. But they got close and as Uno Siete said "Choked". They are a great offensive team with beasts rb's and talented wr's like thorton, and of course Kjar at qb who is a double threat keeps you on your toes.. as for defense they had some holes which I am sure Kyto will address.... rumor has it that one of their safeties is looking elsewhere.. But I feel the Shock make a serious run this year..
There ay go not a whole lot but like I said earlier just my 2 cents. This will be an everygame counts season in AAA. I am looking forward to see who actually shows up (stealth might have another Curran league to play in on the side).
2013 Reg season Standings Rebels- 7-1 Shock-6-2 Stealth 6-2 Rev- 5-3 Mudd Ducks- 2-6 (and thats being nice)
Been waiting to respond to "Rumor" until Internet was restored in Elko.... But a week later we still don't have that problem solved. HaHa! What Shock safety is leaving? Kyto the owner or Matt Stahl who text JK this week to ask about practice? Making up sh** to try and be the Follower makes you as trash as "Deserved".
Not stirring the pot at all just going off the info I was told from my source. And sorry he isnt always a SS he also played OLB with you guys. But with the season approaching us fast who knows where half the people stand besides the usual suspects. Not tryin to be the Follower or Deserved, just voicing my own opinions. But I also think its funy that ALL of a sudden the shock are going to start practicing... No need when you will have at least 2 practice games in the season (Mudd Ducks). And as for Solo he is right at alot of the games you see respect for friends out there but there are a few bad apples that people want to take care of.. The season is coming fast and another season of Hoops meaningless rants! HAHAHA
^^^^^^ Noted, and personally glad to see the shock have the team back. I know there has and will be talks off the Shock Choke moments but all in all the ball just didnt go your way.. New season new chance and Best of luck to you and your boys. And with 5 teams, I would like to say its anyones game but... We all know who the top 4 will be. Let the games begin. And rumor has it that there is some preseason games coming up..... should be interesting
