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Sad-tisitcs:

GFs has not scored 1 single point in 5 games.  Has given up a whopping 174 pts in those 5 games

Only 1 team in the botttom 6 AAA teams has broken the 100 pt mark for PF (Shock)

Only 1 division has ALL teams in the 100pt mark for PF (Brigham, Stealth, Stampede, Shock)

Sadder-tistics:

Shock have scored an avg of 25 pts a game. Have LED by multiple scores in every game but 1(Sting)  Has given up ONLY 12 pts less then GFs and yet STILL HAVE THE SAME RECORD AS GFs (0-5).

In all likely hood, the Shock will need 2 wins to squeak into the BOTTOM tier playoffs. Meaning the Mudducks with 1 more win, could force the Shock out.    (Let it sink in...)

The REV are going in to week 7 and are still having.....jersey issues?  Come on now'  How long has this organization been around?  6 mos?  A Year? 

Misi Tupe ALONE has more TDs scored then both the Shock and GFs teams combined. Only two shy if you had Billings to this equation.

Wissler has the EXACT same amount of TDs thrown, as Shock, Gfs and Billings do COMBINED.

The Sting have not played a team with a WINNING record YET. 

Shock are Top 5 in Rushing, Passing and Overall Offense, yet 0-5 in the record books.

Anarchy have not reported any penalties...they are the cleanest team in the RMFL. 

Billings averages LESS yds per game then GFs, however HAS SCORED Pts.

A QB is winning the RUSHING title race (Misi Tupe)  Handedly*

The FaceBook polls for Offensive and Defensive PoTW are ridiculous.... how many names can we throw into the running for PoTW. 

If you still don't have FB, ignore above comment. (And get a FB acct, sheesh).

Saddest-tistic:  After this year, due to field issues already being complicated to secure (atleast in Utah), I will be renting out my uncle's pasture.  Its soft, wide open for multiple games at a time, and has it own mowing system (cows).   

Feel free to add to these as you see fit.  Something to read on this site is better then nothing. 



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Wager has played very well in my opinion. Hard to see him take any blame from the forum in the past. Kid has a bright future.

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Find Gary Busey...YAY!!!

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NoFriendlyQuiet wrote:

Find Gary Busey...YAY!!!


 Hello lamp......hello pants.



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Sam, I don't think I mentioned Wager here.... Did I miss something? :)

I am going to edit this, cause Wager has in fact played well for his first year against some of these teams.  I was simply causing some chatter with highly Factual statistics. Most about the shock cause I am still in Awe that we have been "So close" yet so far.... 

This Message board is as exciting as the State of the Union Address.  In fact much worse, cause we don't have a sister website (CNN, MSNBC, Google) saving our butts with "short versions" of everything .  We only have Annonymous users putting in their two cents and a couple league die hards who come on here and say anything anymore.

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!



-- Edited by Kicker13 on Thursday 15th of May 2014 02:05:21 PM

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are you referring to Fox as the "brother" website?

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I know you didnt, haha i was referring to maybe some of the voices on previous post's. so I thought i'd just throw it out that in my opinion Wager has played well.

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It is what it is, they are who we thought they were... And did someone say something about a "Fox"?



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*** Sad-tistic ***

Maybe this isn't a sad-tistic but Bryce decided to turn his gnarly beard into a gnarly goatee.

I'm not sure how the beard community is going to take this, we'll just have to see I guess.

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Kicker13 wrote:

It is what it is, they are who we thought they were... And did someone say something about a "Fox"?


Yup... pretty sure I hate you now.



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@Darrell Baranowski: You hate to love me bro. Don't lie hahaha

@youainttrillxx: You know I wear either pretty damn good though. Bearded community is ok with it...I asked. As long as I don't fully shave and look like a 12 yr old Justin Timberlake. haha! I just hope the likes of Trip and Sam (Amongst others) still accept me as a brother bwahahaha!

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I just checked. GFs has still yet to score a pt. Thats mind blowing... I don't think ANY team in league history has gone 5 consecutive games SCORELESS. Not 3, or 4, or 8 but 20..... 20 consecutive QTRs of GOOSE EGGS.

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ALMSOT FORGOT. Vipers, you play first at davis high school on Saturday PLEASE don't ruin it for the rest of the teams playing there, by trying to flex your muscles and what ever else AFTER your game. Please just gather your stuff, accept the loss, and get out of the way

btw, No I really don't think you will lose, but don't go out of your way to prove me wrong now.

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I'm sorry...but the Vipers in opinion are trash...I would normally say not the whole team...but in this case I will...it seems week after week there is a problem...and no one on that team has proven that they can man up and take control of the situation... they are a bunch of little girls fighting over One Direction tickets...it sad to think the league would have to baby sit and hold there hands before and after the games...and I bet they think that sh*t is cool...wrong...man the f*cm up...and play ball like the rest of real men...

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Kicker13 wrote:

I just checked. GFs has still yet to score a pt. Thats mind blowing... I don't think ANY team in league history has gone 5 consecutive games SCORELESS. Not 3, or 4, or 8 but 20..... 20 consecutive QTRs of GOOSE EGGS.


 The 2012 Guardians (I know AA) only scored 7 the entire season.  7.  They allowed 499.  So as averages go, they averaged 0.9 points a game and allowed 62.4

 

Oh and they have yet to score this year too.  



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